Joke Day is Coming Soon!

When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness.

The Annual Joke Show is on April 5^th.  Please dust off your favorite joke, one-liner, quip, Knock-Knock joke or riddle.  30 seconds or less per Joke Teller please.  No extended lists or Readers Digest excerpts.  The idea is a fast pace! If you are one of those people who say “I can’t tell a joke”, please tell one just the same.  The groaners are even funnier.